Radio personality Lee Mroszak, better known to the world as “Crazy Cabbie”, at least in so much as he is known to the world just got fired by Howard Stern employer Sirius Satellite Radio Thursday for alleging on his website that he had in his possession has a Howard Stern sex tape. While Cabbie has since claimed he destroyed the tape after a lecture from his biological mother; the supposed sex tape featured Howard Stern and an undisclosed woman having sex at “a place where rich people go to sun themselves.” And he claimed to be given the tape two years ago by a man who figured they were sitting on a gold mine.
Now, if any of this is true is anyone’s guess; this is the same Crazy Cabbie who got fired from a radio station in 1997 by doing a remote where he claimed to see Green Bay QB Brett Favre having sex with a non existent mistress, so his reputation with the truth was already pretty suspect, but here’s the funny part.
Crazy Cabbie doesn’t even believe that’s why he was fired!
Earlier in the month, Cabbie who’s a shill for a weight loss product called 157 Ignite went on Stern and Stern commented Cabbie looked fatter than ever. 157 Ignite took offense to the remark and decided to sue Stern for an obscene amount of money.
Now while I’m sure Sirius and Howard Stern aren’t happy about getting sued; no one’s blaming Cabby’s or seriously believe the suit will hold up in court. On the other hand Cabby, a Howard Stern employee, had been sitting on a Howard Stern Sex Tape for several years, while he mulled over whether or not to sell out his boss.
What do Britney Spears, Ashley Simpson, and 50 Cent all have in common? They’re all a bunch of lip syncing little girls.
This video was taken June 26th at the BET Awards and if you notice closely; even after the vocals stop; 50 Cent’s lips keep moving. Are you kidding me; he doesn’t even sing and he has to lip sync?
I’m sick and tired of hearing how hard 50 Cent is, those kids from The Mickey Mouse Club are less manufactured. What he’s so street because he got shot 9 times? Bitch, any idiot can get themselves shot… the real accomplishment is avoiding getting shot, you dumb ass motherfucker.
In March, the Red Hot Chili Peppers announced a video competition for their next single, “Charlie“. The band invited their fans to direct their own personal interpretations of the song and send them over. The winning director was presented a couple of days ago on their official YouTube Channel: his name is Omri Cohen, 25, an ex-Israeli who migrated to California a few years back. It appears that Antony Kiedis was so in love with Cohen’s version that he actually started crying while watching it. Must be the age thing.
The winning Charlie video shows a bunch of teenagers driving around the sunny US in a van, meeting a bunch of other teenagers and other weirdos, while basically acting stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah… it looks like this video was made of several other video scenes - The Smashing Pumpkins‘ 1979 pops to mind, as well as White Zombie’s Thunderkiss 65; even the Pepper’s own Give it Away and Scar Tissue make a tiny appearance in the video - what makes me ponder about the actual reasons for choosing this version. Well, here it is, decide for yourself:
Our favorite version of Charlie is this one - a little bit awkward and twisted, but still unique.
I don’t really get the concept of Mini Britney Spears; was there actually a promoter who went through the thought process of “you know, I really like this Britney Spears girl but I wish she was shorter.” What the hell is that?
I say if your going to do a strip teasing midget act, you at least do it right. Like a singing oompa loompa; or at least have her belting out the theme song from Annie. So I made this mash up of Mini Britney Spears stripping to the Lollipop Guild song from The Wizard of Oz.
And while I’m not saying it’s hot; at least it’s not Toxic.
As anyone who’s ever seen those SNL Cheerleader sketches knows; sometimes Will Ferrell just needs to be slapped around. Fresh off his Funny or Die website, is this interrogation video where Talladega Nights director Adam McKay’s 2-year-old daughter Pearl puts Ferrell thought the paces.
For anyone who hasn’t turned on the news in the last few hours, professional wrestler star Chris Benoit, age 40 just died; taking his wife Nancy and 7-year-old son Daniel with him in what appears to be a murder/suicide scenario. The District Attorney has confirmed a gun was not the murder weapon and stated that the details when released are going to prove a little bizarre; hinting even for a murder/suicide this will get very gruesome.
WWE canceled a taping of RAW last night; instead airing a three hour tribute to Chris Benoit where they showed some old clips and his coworkers said what he meant to them. I don’t have a problem with that; or the storyline where Vince McMahon died which was oddly being preempted by a real death.
But oddly fan videos like this one bother me. “Tribute to the Crippler”? A man just murdered his wife and child and you want to pay tribute to that? I know, I know -it was his wrestling name but on RAW last night, his friends were talking about Chris Benoit - the person.
If you have something nice to say about Chris Benoit fine, but three people are dead and I don’t want to hear another word about “The Crippler”.
As Paris Hilton’s first trip to prison is set to end Tuesday, it’s time to take stock and show just how much her fans have
supported her in her time of need.
The “Free Paris T-Shirt” may not be especially stylish or subtle but then again neither is Paris; and anyway if we don’t draw attention to this severally underreported incarceration; how else will the media even learn of Ms. Hilton’s whereabouts?
Anyway, while there’s many a Free Paris T-shirt designs my personal favorite is this Hilton Mugshot. “Free the Bitch” – it’s almost Hemingwayesque in the brevity of the sentence structure; yet still manages to get across what a complete and utter whore Paris is.
Brilliant writing!
Aside from the Hilton Mugshot; here is a collection of other Free Paris T-shirt designs for your perusal enjoyment. And if any particular one catches you’re fancy; you can take out your credit card and rest easy: none of the proceeds will be going to Paris herself.
This one is being sold by Entertainment Tonight. Do you remember when Entertainment Tonight at least pretended it was an actual news organization? What’s next, CBS News hawking osama bin laden boxers?
Who knew getting booked at the station was so glamorous? This Bonnie and Clyde likere imagination of the Hilton Mugshot reminds even if you’ll have to bend over to pick up the soap; you can still be someone’s bitch in style.
Apparently this is the Desperately Seeking Susan variation on the theme. Speaking of which; who has the better career at this point? For over twenty years the obvious answer would have been Madonna but her career hit some road blocks lately and Rosanna Arquette now has that hit TV show Medium on NBC.
….wait what’s that you say? It’s actually her sister Patricia staring on that show, and Rosanna still hasn’t had a hit since 1985? Oops. Sorry I brought it up.
Finally, while this one is more a “let’s drown her to double check that she doesn’t float” Salem Massachusetts message; the Burn the Witch t-shirt is still sort of supporting Paris’ freedom. I mean all of these other t-shirts just say they want Paris released from prison; they don’t really specify dead or alive.
The Documentary “Made in Sheffield” spreads out the rise and fall of Sheffield’s electronic pop scene in the early 80′. Bands such as “Cabaret Voltaire“, “ABC” and “Pulp” that got their 15 minutes of fame later in their career, started as no more than beat up underground bands. While the reckless brats from London wasted their days smashing guitars and cursing the queen, the lovely lads from the north (Sheffield is northern England) thought they were killing Rock’n'Roll.
How did I come up with this? Well, I coincidently looked up ‘Sheffield’ in Youtube, and found a trailer to the film. When I saw Phil Oakey from “The Human League” saying “We thought we were the punkiest band in Sheffield. We were laughing at the band that learned to play guitar, ‘cos they bothered learning three chords, we just used one finger”, I knew I had to have it. After a while I found the movie’s torrent file and downloaded it.
This documentary is both historically interesting and self – consciously hilarious. Apart from telling the story ad electronic pop, it shows how to be an underdog without having self pity.
And for those of you who are concern with the questions “why the hell did you look up “Sheffield” in Youtube”: sorry, can’t answer right now. Too busy doing nothing.
- For more information about how to destroy Rock’n'Roll visit the Made in Sheffield website.
What was that expression? Politics make strange bedfellows… or was it crack?
Britney Spears has become so famous that even her celebrity impersonator has become famous. “Mini Britney Spears” or Terra Jolé as she’s less commonly known is the 26-year-old midget performer taking by Las Vegas by storm. The 4 foot-ish Mini Britney Spears is currently in the mist of a one year engagement at Jeff Beacher’s Madhouse in the Hard Rock Hotel and puts on a 45 minute show that includes no lip syncing!
But Mini Britney Spears’ greatest accomplishment is doing something the real Britney Spears can’t seem to manage; remaining on friendly terms with Lindsey Lohan. While real Britney is threatening to entitled her new album “Omg Is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like.” Lil’ Britney was seen at the New York club The Box sharing nothing but smiles with Lindsay.
How come the cat sized Britney is the one less catty?
Anyway, here’s Mini Britney Spears stripping/singing to “Toxic”. Is it wrong I would have found the Lollipop Guild song hotter?
Radio personality Lee Mroszak, better known to the world as “Crazy Cabbie”, at least in so much as he is known to the world just got fired by Howard Stern employer Sirius Satellite Radio Thursday for alleging on his website that he had in his possession has a Howard Stern sex tape. While Cabbie has since claimed he destroyed the tape after a lecture from his biological mother; the supposed sex tape featured Howard Stern and an undisclosed woman having sex at “a place where rich people go to sun themselves.” And he claimed to be given the tape two years ago by a man who figured they were sitting on a gold mine.
