The NY Post is reporting a MTV insider as claiming the “A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila” star isn’t really bisexual and has had the same boyfriend for over a year… refusing to break up with him for the sake of the show.
Tila Tequila lied about something? Next thing you’ll tell me that isn’t her real breasts… or hair… or name…
At least we know that’s really her singing in her videos. No one else would take credit for it.
Officially this robot is a tool to help train dental students. Unofficially… well I probably don’t have to spell it out for you.
Someone could probably make a fortune selling these things to housewives who’d just rather be finishing their book. And while the husbands would have to settle for a cold lifeless robot who just lies there… well that isn’t necessarily anything new.
Yes I know, porn stars are all “lost” but this one a little bit more literally.
18-year-old Kansas college student Emily Sander, or Zoey Zane as she was known at her X rated website was last seen leaving a El Dorado bar Friday with Israel Mireles, a 24 year old male she had met that night. Since then a large amount of blood was found in Mireles’ hotel room, and Mireles and his 16-year-old girlfriend have been on the run from the police; likely headed towards the Mexican border.
Unfortunately, Emily Sander is probably already dead but in case she’s not; there’s one real way we can help. Sure I guess you could pray for her safe return… if you’re into that sort of thing… but if you really want to be proactive - look at porn.
Seriously, look at as many photos of Zoey Zane, showing as much of her as possible; that way if you do happen upon her on the street, there’s no chance you’ll miss the opportunity to notify the proper authorities.
Pornography… it’s for people who care.
UPDATE: She’s dead. It looks like you guys just didn’t look at enough porn.
In Touch is reporting Britney Spears is four weeks pregnant with child #3; this time knocked up by music producer J.R. Rotem. I guess the line of thinking is Kevin Federline can’t take all her kids away if they’re not all his. In a twisted way; she does have a point.
Anyway, since posting a picture of Britney would be unnecessarily cruel to your eyes; here’s Christina Aguilera naked from the latest issue of Marie Claire. If she’s also four weeks pregnant that’s going to be the biggest baby ever.
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I’m a big fan of Comedy Central, so normally if they linked to a story of mine I’d think it was really cool. Hell, even if they were making fun of me I’d be pretty flattered. But not when they’re mocking me for the exact opposite of what I actually said.
The piece, written by someone calling themselves “Cubby Chaser”, was basically a “we’re above the fray” like dismissal of all the speculation Trent Lott resigned from the Senate because Larry Flynt found a connection between Lott and a gay escort; how it’s just sensationalized speculation by bloggers who are out for blood.
The line specifically linking to my post is “towering rock hard facts”, sarcastically inferring my post is full of trumped up charges.
Look, I make no bones about it; I’m a gossip blogger and have written my share of inane content but the Trent Lott post wasn’t it. Both Flynt and Benjamin Nicholas, the gay escort issued essentially “no comments” instead of denials which gives the story just enough weight to report as a third-party accusation. At no point did I say “Trent Lott is gay” or pass off something I didn’t know as fact.
And as for wanting to tear Lott apart, what I actually wrote was: “Personally I’m hoping it isn’t true, as I don’t think any politician should be driven from office for their sexuality.”
Does that sound like someone out for blood?
Yes an element of the post is speculative, but Cubby Chaser writes for a blog called Indecision 2008, and if he were to were to wait until he had all the facts before posting the facts he did have, he wouldn’t have a job until November 4, 2008.
Obviously this is again speculative but my guess is “Cubby Chaser” was carpet bombing Google with “Trent Lott gay” searches and in an effort to meet his deadline glanced over the blogs he was linking to instead of actually reading all of them. Which in a column criticizing bloggers for not doing their homework properly begs the question:
Why wasn’t he holding himself to the same standard?
Read Comedy Central’s blog HERE.
Read my original blog HERE.
There are two segments of the population who inherently lack the social skills to date. Pedophiles are the first group, here’s a case in point about the second:
Sometime this spring, Maureen Tkacik who’s an editor for Gawker Media’s Jezebel.com hooked up with Richard Blakeley, who’s the head of the company’s video department. It ended pretty quickly, I get the impression in large part due to the fact Maureen didn’t want “I’m lonely and you’re a live body sex” to become an actual relationship.
That was pretty much it until a few days ago Moe came across a “friends only” post Richard had written about her months ago on his Live Journal blog. Apparently after noticing her she had changed her Facebook profile from “single” to “in a relationship” (it was a joke… blogging is relationship kryptonite), Richard got really jealous and wrote a list of all the things wrong with her.
Included on the list was the fact she only owns three pairs of shoes, has horrible skin and small saggy breasts, has man hands and a head that looks like a fish/frog. And while the accusations were inappropriately small of him, I’ve got to admit if you look at the picture of Maureen above taken from her MySpace page, she does have man hands and the expression of a dead fish.
Anyway, when Maureen finally saw this, she retaliated by writing a post on her Jezebel.com work blog, using a thinly veiled “someone we know” in place of her own name. It’s a masterpiece of faulty logic. Basically her explanation is she never thought Richard would become a stalker because he drinks so much.
By this point even the pretext of anonymity was out the window. Even without using his real name, four Gawker employees independent of each forwarded the post to Richard. It wasn’t long before Richard was openly arguing his case in the comments section of Moe’s post and making this Youtube video; dry humping a fish that’s supposed to be Maureen.
Now I don’t want to get into the he said/she said of who comes off worse here; clearly there’s enough blame to go around. My question is as they continue to squabble back and forth in public on the company’s dime, why doesn’t either seem the slightest bit worried about getting fired?
I don’t know how it works in at Gawker, but usually in the real world when people are acting like little children, the time outs become a lot more permanent.
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When Trent Lott abruptly resigned from the Senate yesterday it was a bit of a head scratcher. He had only been reelected a year ago, so he clearly still wanted the job; and you think if scandal was going to throw the 66-year-old from office it would have been five years ago, when the segregationist comment about Strom Thurman cost him the had been Senate Majority leader position.
So what scandal could possibly be worse than insinuating we need a segregationist president?
In Republican circles the answer is obvious, acting gay…
A site called Big Head DC is claiming Hustler publisher Larry Flynt uncovered a connection between Lott and openly gay male escort Benjamin Nicholas, seen in the video above. And while Nicholas isn’t admitting to sleeping with Lott, he isn’t exactly denying it either:
“Here’s my public comment, on-the-record: Sen. Lott and I have no current affiliation with one another. I’m sure he would appreciate no further scrutiny.”
Personally I’m hoping it isn’t true, as I don’t think any politician should be driven from office for their sexuality. Sure it’s hypocritical with his voting record but find me a politician that isn’t hypocritical. And if you really want to throw Trent Lott out of the Senate try digging up campaign finance irregularities.
Trust me, there are a lot more skeletons in that closet.
“Pretty Girls on Prozac” is the first single from actress Gina Gershon’s debut album In Search Of Cleo. I can’t tell you a anything else about this music video, other than prozac couldn’t have been the drug that inspired it.
It’s like a cross between Nico doing “All Tomorrow’s Parties”, the housewife pop of songwriter Amy Rigby, and large amounts of LSD.
If your still with me you can buy Gina Gershon’s album at the only place that carries it, her own website.
Britney Spears has reportedly going around town trying to get plastic surgery but no doctor wants to do it because giving Britney Spears plastic surgery is like getting Pauly Shore as your celebrity endorser. Plus she’d probably leave Cheeto stains in the reception area.
Anyway, Linda Bollea or Hulk Hogan soon to be ex-wife is pretty much exactly what Spears would look like after plastic surgery. Which considering she’s 48 is probably a look Britney should avoid having for a while.
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Okay… not really. That’s still a picture of Kate Walsh back from her Drew Carey Show fat suit gig. Here’s what the Private Practice star actually looks like after eating Thanksgiving Turkey, taken over the weekend in Hawaii.
That why I love celebrities… even when they’re fat they’re really skinny.
