With The Colbert Report still out of commission until Jan. 7. and even then is still going to suck, thanks to the ongoing writer’s strike, the only way to get fresh material from Stephen Colbert is to look to the past. This clip from Chicago’s Second City is from 1990, but hey… it’s new to me.

What also might be new to you is free Christmas ringtones. You can download Jingle Bell Scratch here.