All you have to know about my feelings about Justin Timberlake is my favorite episode of Punk’d was when Justin thought his house was being repossessed by the taxman and he was about to start balling like a little baby. He’s bratty, self absorbed, and for some reason he seems to be stealing the act of Chris Richardson from American Idol.

Okay, I just don’t like the guy because he get more girls than me but whatever.

Anyway, so dedicated to his craft is douche bag (JT’s new name) that he recently just banished Jessica Biel from his European tour; telling Biel to get her sexyback to LA, so he can fully concentrate on giving his fans the best possible show.

What…the…fuck? That’s got to be the gayest thing I’ve ever heard and I saw Mamma Mia! on Broadway.

Son, pull up a chair and let me school you on something. The ONLY reason to pick up in a musical instrument, join a band, or go on tour is to get Jessica Biel. Don’t give me that “artistic integrity” bullshit; only on of us was in The Mickey Mouse Club and it wasn’t me.

Justin was blessed with a gift; yes it’s one that has a castrated Alvin and the Chipmunks sound, but it’s a gift nonetheless; and to miss even one opportunity to bang a really famous chick is a betrayal of what any heterosexual male would do in his situation.

Is Justin Timberlake gay or isn’t Justin Timberlake gay? I don’t know but stuck in the same situation even Ricky Martin would have slept with her. ( Yes, yes; I know… but have you seen the muscles on Biel lately?)