Or does this TV show really exist?

What do you get the infidel who has everything for Christmas? Achmed the Dead Terrorist! He stands as a grim reminder as the lengths the Islam’s martyrs will go to rid their country of the Godless empiricists. Or he could just be a cuddly plush toy for the kids!

Here’s some bonus Achmed footage plus one of his favorite free Christmas ringtones, to download: Rudolph The Jew Nosed Reindeer.

Okay this isn’t the roots of 2 Girls 1 Cup, so much as it’s The Roots watching 2 Girls, 1 Cup. If you know what 2 Girls, 1 Cup is, you’ll know what they’re cringing at. If you don’t… trust me your better off.

ホワイトシャ, 蛇いちご; 蛇イチゴ; 蛇苺, バースデーケーキ, 電気毛布 【でんきもうふ】ミシシッピ鰐 【ミシシッピわに】

white (business) shirt, false strawberry, birthday cake, electric blanket, American alligator.

(and what I just wrote still makes more sense than the video… WTF is this? )

I don’t think apple sauce comes from orgasming tree men, or even if it did that would be any kind of selling point, but this ad for Mac’s Applesauce has lesbians in it and in the end… that’s really all the logic I need.

Here’s footage of Matt Damon five minutes before he fired his agent.

Anyway, the name of the Japanese program is Let’s Go to School and near as I can tell it’s mission is to put celebrities in as many awkward situations with underage school girls as possible.

And while Damon handled it gracefully, the Harry Potter kid looks like he’s about to pee in his pants. Which the Japanese would probably be into come to think of it.

How the hell did Captain Planet get his own cartoon and these guys didn’t? And “…when your done with a crime scene, always bleach” - why didn’t anyone give me that advice before 20 to life.

Sigh…

Signed Marion, Illinois Penitentiary’s favorite blogger,

Dr. J

Aside from making Viacom looking really stupid, this video proves another point. With a budget of nearly zero, and without even having to bring on star Jon Stewart, they were able to produce funny content nearly on par with their day job.

The flip side of the whole internet debate no one is talking about is how it cuts out the middle man; i.e. you don’t need a TV Network’s blessing for your audience to see your content. Meaning if companies like Viacom don’t make sure this strike is settled fast; there’s a very good chance; a show like the Daily Show could just decide to do their program on the internet and sell their own ads.

With the current industry paragon, you could make a very convincing argument that the networks need the talent a lot more than the talent need a network.

Funny concept but matter what the window dressing the nightly news is boring; real boring.

Where hath you gone Dan Rather?

I guess you would call this a metaphorical gang bang. Tired of the same old bedroom role playing, a couple decides nothing says screwing like what George W. does to the American people.

Bonus points for leaving out any no child left behind/condom jokes.