Before she was faking a crush on Barack Obama, apparently model Amber Lee Ettinger was faking a crush on Howard Stern on his satellite radio show.
Amber, just do Artie Lange a solid and say you’d sleep with him for a $100,000! Do you honestly think that coke head has $10,000 to his name?
You’ve seen her die of asphyxiation at the hands of her mentally ill husband Chris Benoit and now you can see her naked! Classy, huh?
Hustler is announced that they’ll be publishing naked photos of Nancy Benoit, taken in 1986 before her career in the wrestling world took off. Ironically, the negatives were destroyed years ago, so what you’ll actually be seeing is video captures lifted from a video taping of the sexy photo shoot.
This story is doubly sad, not only is Nancy Benoit dead but now her bad 80s is going to live on forever.
If you were worried that Angelina Jolie and her brother were finally starting to act to normal don’t worry, the family Cruz is here to pick up the slack.
This is an Eduardo Cruz music video for “Cosas Que Contar”, which apparently means “Whoring out my more famous sisters, so you’ll notice me.” And he doesn’t take any chances about it either, as Penelope Cruz and Monica Cruz play actresses dubbing a porno, who seem about to make out with each other and their brother.
Say this about the Cruz siblings, if Eduardo music career doesn’t take off, it sure has hell won’t be from a lack of trying.
Not to disparage the American model, but the Japanese Ronald is way more appetizing.
Why are they wearing school girls outfits in a bar? And why is “Hot For Teacher” playing if they’re supposed to be students?
I don’t think apple sauce comes from orgasming tree men, or even if it did that would be any kind of selling point, but this ad for Mac’s Applesauce has lesbians in it and in the end… that’s really all the logic I need.
Now this is what I call transparent government. Here’s a photo op see thru, taken May 18th 2004, of Natalie Portman as she talks to Hillary Clinton about FINCA International, who provide small business loans in impoverished countries.
I’m not really sure what that has to do with Natalie Portman, but I guess as an A List actress she makes the GNP equivalent of a small country.
Yes I know, porn stars are all “lost” but this one a little bit more literally.
18-year-old Kansas college student Emily Sander, or Zoey Zane as she was known at her X rated website was last seen leaving a El Dorado bar Friday with Israel Mireles, a 24 year old male she had met that night. Since then a large amount of blood was found in Mireles’ hotel room, and Mireles and his 16-year-old girlfriend have been on the run from the police; likely headed towards the Mexican border.
Unfortunately, Emily Sander is probably already dead but in case she’s not; there’s one real way we can help. Sure I guess you could pray for her safe return… if you’re into that sort of thing… but if you really want to be proactive - look at porn.
Seriously, look at as many photos of Zoey Zane, showing as much of her as possible; that way if you do happen upon her on the street, there’s no chance you’ll miss the opportunity to notify the proper authorities.
Pornography… it’s for people who care.
UPDATE: She’s dead. It looks like you guys just didn’t look at enough porn.
In Touch is reporting Britney Spears is four weeks pregnant with child #3; this time knocked up by music producer J.R. Rotem. I guess the line of thinking is Kevin Federline can’t take all her kids away if they’re not all his. In a twisted way; she does have a point.
Anyway, since posting a picture of Britney would be unnecessarily cruel to your eyes; here’s Christina Aguilera naked from the latest issue of Marie Claire. If she’s also four weeks pregnant that’s going to be the biggest baby ever.
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Okay… not really. That’s still a picture of Kate Walsh back from her Drew Carey Show fat suit gig. Here’s what the Private Practice star actually looks like after eating Thanksgiving Turkey, taken over the weekend in Hawaii.
That why I love celebrities… even when they’re fat they’re really skinny.
