All you have to know about my feelings about Justin Timberlake is my favorite episode of Punk’d was when Justin thought his house was being repossessed by the taxman and he was about to start balling like a little baby. He’s bratty, self absorbed, and for some reason he seems to be stealing the act of Chris Richardson from American Idol.
Okay, I just don’t like the guy because he get more girls than me but whatever.
Anyway, so dedicated to his craft is douche bag (JT’s new name) that he recently just banished Jessica Biel from his European tour; telling Biel to get her sexyback to LA, so he can fully concentrate on giving his fans the best possible show.
What…the…fuck? That’s got to be the gayest thing I’ve ever heard and I saw Mamma Mia! on Broadway.
Son, pull up a chair and let me school you on something. The ONLY reason to pick up in a musical instrument, join a band, or go on tour is to get Jessica Biel. Don’t give me that “artistic integrity” bullshit; only on of us was in The Mickey Mouse Club and it wasn’t me.
Justin was blessed with a gift; yes it’s one that has a castrated Alvin and the Chipmunks sound, but it’s a gift nonetheless; and to miss even one opportunity to bang a really famous chick is a betrayal of what any heterosexual male would do in his situation.
Is Justin Timberlake gay or isn’t Justin Timberlake gay? I don’t know but stuck in the same situation even Ricky Martin would have slept with her. ( Yes, yes; I know… but have you seen the muscles on Biel lately?)
Justin Timberlake just announced he’s starting a new music label, well, some kind of Interscope sub label headed by him, that will operate under the name Tennman (Someone from Tennessee).
Timberlake, who’ll serve as CEO and Chairman of the Tennman, issued this brief statement: “We are all excited about the talent we have to offer already on our roster, and I cannot wait to introduce the world to my new discoveries”.
Two of these in one day make me very confused as to the nature of business we’re dealing with here. In the computer world, this would be like Microsoft working with Apple (oh, but wait, that’s already happening):
1. The Music Slut reports that creepy guy on the block Marilyn Manson covered pop star’s Justin Timberlake’s What Goes Around Comes Around on a BBC show yesterday (and she’s also got the mp3 for you to download).
2. Stereogum brings an even more surprising cover of Amy Winehouse’s You Know I’m Not Good by best selling rock band Arctic Monkeys. So much for the rock’n'roll lifestyle.
The usual way to end a post like this is to ask what’s next? But I am not going to do that. I don’t want to know what’s next, and I hope nothing’s next.
Link to Marilyn Manson covering Justin Timberlake’s What Goes Around Comes Around.
Link to Arctic Monkeys covering Amy Winehouse’s You Know I’m Not Good.
There’s a new video for Timbaland’s single, Give It To Me. The song features more of the same kind of pop with beats concoction Timba’s known for. It features Nelly Frutado and a c-part sung by Justin Timberlake. Just had to post it.
“What Goes Around Comes Around”, a new Justin Timberlake video starring JT and Scarlett Johansson, is hot. It’s hard for me to think of Justin as a sexy leading man, and I also personally believe Scarlett’s hourglass figure and sexiest woman in the world shtick is a bit overplayed. But this video really makes it work between those two, and the sexual tension reaches sky high… and then they go to bed together. And you know what? Song isn’t that bad either.
All you have to know about my feelings about Justin Timberlake is my favorite episode of Punk’d was when Justin thought his house was being repossessed by the taxman and he was about to start balling like a little baby. He’s bratty, self absorbed, and for some reason he seems to be stealing the act of Chris Richardson from American Idol. 
