Okay, the key piece of information to process while watching this clip is the only reason Kris (Kardashian) Jenner’s underage children even know about Girls Gone Wild is because their mother agreed to a modeling deal whoring out their sister Kim… which their mother set up earlier with Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis… over the phone… while he was in jail.

(That’s aside from the fact it’s probably not normal for families to have stripper poles in the middle of their living room.)

So here’s the inevitable question: How is it that judges take Britney Spears’ children away from her like every five minutes, but this airs on national TV and Kris Jenner gets to keep hers?

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I know; I know… Kim Kardashian naked is a little is less exciting now that you’ve already seen her having hardcore sex but I figure if we can prolong her modeling career; we can preemptively distract her from that acting career that will make Sofia Coppola look talented.

As for Playboy, they get someone you’ve actually heard of to pose naked; which happens about as often as Halley’s Comet at this point.

Anyway you can the complete collection of Kim Kardashian Playboy photos HERE. Now excuse me while I go throw up.

(It’s because I’m under the weather, she’s a very pretty no-talent; honest!)

The first picture from Kim Kardashian’s December Playboy has finally made its way onto the internet. How to I know for sure this leak is legit?

Look if you’re talking about Julie Roberts ok; but why would someone need to go to the trouble of faking a nude Kim Kardashian photo? The only thing she’s famous for is being naked in her sex tape.

And even she seems to realize that. When she went to do this photo shoot it initially wasn’t even supposed to be nude but I guess she had a moment where she was like “Oh wait a second… I’m Kim Kardashian” and realized posing naked in Playboy can’t hurt a non-existent career.

Anyway, you can see the complete Kim Kardashian Playboy photo here, and to answer the inevitable question, you get a side view of her most famous asset.

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