As cool as the art in this video is, if the Lohan family is such losers, how much bigger a loser is this guy for devoting so much time and effort to making a video about them?
Anyway, for a less venomous Christmas message, check out this free Christmas ringtones for We Wish You A Merry Christmas.
Brought to you by the same guys who came up with the Harry Potter rap video here’s their take on Lindsay Lohan entitled “Fully Loaded.”
And while that’s not the real Lindsay in the video- it’s not why you think. She’s so unreliable even parodists won’t hire her anymore.
Here’s the complete and uncensored version of the Lindsay Lohan striping scene from “I Know Who Killed Me”. I added the The Velvet Underground classic “Heroin” because… well let’s just say I don’t think her paycheck from this movie was going towards buying Shirley Temples.
While Lindsay Lohan would have you believe her playing a stripper in the new movie “I Know Who Killed Me” is a departure, we’ve seen it all before. Everything from her playing her identical characters to even the stripping has been done before… in The Parent Trap.
The professional cyberstalker “Nick” at Celebslam just had a Gmail chat with Lindsay Lohan last Friday; the big news from which was Lindsay revealing that naked pictures taken by her ex-boyfriend Calum Best had been stolen from here computer and will probably we surfacing on the internet.
I don’t care about that; Lindsay Lohan naked is the very definition of old hat at this point. The part I was fascinated by was her publicists’ official response. Usually a rep will say “that’s false” or “As a policy, we don’t comment on our clients personal lives”, but what did Leslie Sloane Zelnik say?
“Anything is possible.”
Anything is possible? Leslie Sloane Zelnik has to have the hardest job in all of show business. Can you imagine having to be Lindsay Lohan’s publicist?
Video of Lindsay Lohan snorting cocaine? Actually real. Candids of Lindsay holding a knife to the throat of Vanessa Minnillo? Legit. At this point, Zelnik wouldn’t even be able to categorically deny reports of a threesome with a Martian and George Washington’s disembodied head without triple-checking with Lohan first.
Is there anything that girl isn’t capable of?
What was that expression? Politics make strange bedfellows… or was it crack?
Britney Spears has become so famous that even her celebrity impersonator has become famous. “Mini Britney Spears” or Terra Jolé as she’s less commonly known is the 26-year-old midget performer taking by Las Vegas by storm. The 4 foot-ish Mini Britney Spears is currently in the mist of a one year engagement at Jeff Beacher’s Madhouse in the Hard Rock Hotel and puts on a 45 minute show that includes no lip syncing!
But Mini Britney Spears’ greatest accomplishment is doing something the real Britney Spears can’t seem to manage; remaining on friendly terms with Lindsey Lohan. While real Britney is threatening to entitled her new album “Omg Is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like.” Lil’ Britney was seen at the New York club The Box sharing nothing but smiles with Lindsay.
How come the cat sized Britney is the one less catty?
Anyway, here’s Mini Britney Spears stripping/singing to “Toxic”. Is it wrong I would have found the Lollipop Guild song hotter?
The official Britney Spears website has a smashing picture of the young lady, topless and hiding her boobies behind a pair of white, pure gloves. She then asks us to help her name her new album, and even gives us a list of some really bad options:
1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
OMG Lindsey Lohan jokes are only funny while doing coke, like okay
2. What if the Joke is on You
It was Soda powder, so back off
3. Down boy
We are not Iggy Pop and we refuse to be your dog
4. Integrity
Unless we get paid, of course
5. Dignity
We’ve lost it while looking at pictures of Lindsey Lohan without underwear
Anyway, it’s really nice to see that the Spears is going so 2.0 with her new image. After all, being the bald weirdo that she is might make her a big MySpace hit / sex offender, whatever comes first.