A lot of people have been getting on Tila Tequila; saying that by picking Bobby on Shot at of Love, that proves the whole bisexual thing was a made for TV lie. It probably was but let’s get real, regardless of she picked a girl or a guy, the winner is going to be kicked to the curb the moment cameras stop rolling, so all that’s proves is Tila is fake in general.

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The NY Post is reporting a MTV insider as claiming the “A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila” star isn’t really bisexual and has had the same boyfriend for over a year… refusing to break up with him for the sake of the show.

Tila Tequila lied about something? Next thing you’ll tell me that isn’t her real breasts… or hair… or name…

At least we know that’s really her singing in her videos. No one else would take credit for it.

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A Shot of Love with Tela Tequila is clearly the end of Western Civilization for half a dozen different reasons, but for Tila to kick off Rebecca for having a problem with monogamy? The whole concept of the show is Tela dating 32 different people at once!

And Rebecca has “a problem with monogamy”? I think my head is about to explode…

Loved the episode’s giant bed concept though; Hugh Hefner is probably kicking himself over not thinking up that one.

To say Tila Tequila will sleep with anyone to get on MTV isn’t a plot twist so much as it’s belaboring the obvious; so let’s just be thankful the channel doesn’t play music videos anymore or we’d actually get stuck listening to hers.

Rather what we get is a reality gameshow where 16 girls and 16 guys get “A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila”; building towards the final where the winning girl/guy compete in a rather unique battle of the sexes.

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Tila Tequila, the MySpace hot babe of the century, has recently published an agitated post on her over-flooded MySpace blog, regarding Michael Moore’s new movie, “SICKO“. It looks like Tila is fed up with the DIY stardom and she’s now aiming much higher: to become the first US female and midget president. Hilary Clinton might think she can earn votes by letting the people choose her campaign song; but Tila Tequila holds her own secret, ready-to-use weapon on her way to the DC: two good looking MySpace boobies and one digital cam.

Here are a few excerpt from the Tila Tequila movie review, accompanied by our special presidency rating system:

After watching this movie I am left feeling INFURIATED with the American Government. The United States of America is the richest country in the world so can someone please tell me why we have the WORST system for healthcare??? Why is it that we are the only country without National Healthcare? This problem could easily be fixed, and if a less enriched country such as CUBA can offer free healthcare and services for the people there…..why are we not able to do that here in America????

CAPS and a pile of question marks are politicians’ no. 1 friends. Very good, 10 points.

Why do we throw the sick and the poor out on the streets because they can’t afford healthcare or do not “qualify” for it? We are talking about saving people’s lives here with such a small thing. I pay taxes….we all pay taxes but where is all this tax money going?

Tila Tequila pays taxes, which is completely lame. Taxes are for nerds and Al Gore. Minus 12 points.

This is such a rich country yet we are the WORST at taking care of one another. Don’t you find it a bit bizarre that people have to PAY to go to college to get an education????

Yes we do. We also find it a bit bizarre to name yourself after a Mexican alcoholic drink. However, 28 points earned for the 4th question mark.

Why do students have to pay to get a better future that will in turn lead them into giving back to our community? Instead they get caught up in years of debt, hence leaving them in the rat race cycle of neverending work in order to pay off debt….not leaving much room for leisure.

Tila Tequila obviously knows the true meaning of leisure, and it’s perfectly reflected in her new album. However, since we’re all broke and generally suppressed by the US government, we won’t be able to buy it. Oh well, minus 29,567 points.

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It’s delivery time as little Miss MySpace queen Tila Teqila is getting herself into a bag and then gets thrown away. Don’t fear though, for the Tila returns with a vengeance and kicks some asses.

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Ring them bells! today our favorite MySpacer, Tila Tequila, celebrates her birthday!

What can we wish for the little girl that is just a step from taking over the world? more MySpace fans maybe? more magazine covers? more clothing lines? more “hot lists” on Rolling Stone?

Nah.

I just want to say that I am so thankful to have come this far in my life and be blessed in so many ways. My life was once in shambles and the typical story about a young girl with no future, no hope and abuse….but that is the past now and I am not going to live in the past or talk about it because it is now irrelevant. I am no longer that girl with lost innocence….Today I am the woman who has survived and became so positive because there was once so much negative.

According to her MySpace blog, all she asks for is for us all to donate money for charity. She lists The World Wildlife Fund, Feed The Children and Saigon’s Children Charity. How sweet.

Dear Tila, we wish a happy b day, and hoping to see your 1,000,000 comment on MySpace REAL soon.

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The Tequila stars in the current edition of Rolling Stone magazine, with her own 2 (that’s TWO) full color pages. Being referred by the mag as a “Hot must-add”, Tequila reveals the story of the Tila and keeps on praising her beloved MySpace friends for being her inspirations and saviours at the same time. Being on the “Hot List” issue, which only comes out once a year, is pretty damn hot, and I’m proud of the little Tequila for making it big. Check out a video from the after party event, and another Tequila video, just because we like her. More info can be found on - take a wild guess - her famous MySpace page.

> Related post: Viva Tequila!

Being totally blown away by the tiny Tequila girl, we almost didn’t notice who’s gracing the front cover. Oh, you know her. With a picture like this, not only the London bridge wanna go down, but the royal family themselves wanna get a slice of Fergie heaven.

Photos courtesy of The Stuff Magazine and BarCharlotte.com.

What makes lava melt 100% of MySpace from the inside, while being the worst fear of the average American mom (and your girlfriend)? What makes the perky voice to be heard within the walls of your soon to be not-so-innocent 16 year old daughter? Haven’t guessed yet? I’ll give you another hint. she’s secure enough to blast off lyrics like that:
“See he the type of dude,
That me and my girls laugh at
Trying to holla at me, nah he can’t have that
Need to quit talkin’ like a bitch before I slap that
Even if I pop some pills I wouldn’t tap that”

And you know what? She can. Tila Tequila is so big, even MySpace Tom is beginning to have confidence issues. She was the first cyber Asian girl on playboy and she has a hot clothing line. What used to be a girl living in a Buddhist Temple is now every Buddhist’s worst enemy.

The Tequila story starts in Houston, Texas. By the age of 16 she got kicked from school due to her nasty attitude. When Houston wasn’t challenging anymore, she had to bite the Big Apple and live a hardcore lifestyle in NYC. But even sexin’ in the city wasn’t satisfying enough for the young Tila. She then moved to LA, and at the age of 18 starred as a Playboy darling.

Entered into the club scene pretty quickly, it was a match made in heaven. Whether you like her or not, Tila’s tunes are drugs that you are sure glad they’re legal. Musically speaking, Tila’s music can be defined both Hip Hop as Pop. If you’re into Gwen Stephanie then you might find yourself go b-a-n-a-n-a-s to Tila’s music as well. As for public relations, Tila is all settled. With MySpace being her main publicity base, she proves the world that all you really need in order to get yourself famous is a little help from your friends (and a bunch of naked pictures). This bombshell doesn’t seem to be stopping and with over a kazillion profile MySpace views I believe no one wants her to stop. Long live the Tequila!

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