I swear, it’s reasons like this that for years the US when without paying their United Nations.

Rather than focusing on problems like world poverty and AIDS, the U.N. have decided their most pressing need in getting people to like them, producing a comic book that will show Marvel superheros working with U.N. Peacekeepers in an unnamed war torn country. The issue will be distributed for free to 1 million American school children, who are of course starved for cheap comic books.

Though I’ve got to admit the superhero analogy is pretty apt. Like comic book characters, The U.N. try to make the world a better place, only to fall victim to endless infighting in nearly every “issue”.