Zoey Zane: have you seen this porn star?
Posted on November 29th, 2007 at 1:23 pm by Dr J.

Zoey Zane missing

Yes I know, porn stars are all “lost” but this one a little bit more literally.

18-year-old Kansas college student Emily Sander, or Zoey Zane as she was known at her X rated website was last seen leaving a El Dorado bar Friday with Israel Mireles, a 24 year old male she had met that night. Since then a large amount of blood was found in Mireles’ hotel room, and Mireles and his 16-year-old girlfriend have been on the run from the police; likely headed towards the Mexican border.

Unfortunately, Emily Sander is probably already dead but in case she’s not; there’s one real way we can help. Sure I guess you could pray for her safe return… if you’re into that sort of thing… but if you really want to be proactive - look at porn.

Seriously, look at as many photos of Zoey Zane, showing as much of her as possible; that way if you do happen upon her on the street, there’s no chance you’ll miss the opportunity to notify the proper authorities.

zoey zane

Pornography… it’s for people who care.

UPDATE: She’s dead. It looks like you guys just didn’t look at enough porn.

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A 24-year old with a 16-year old…already sounds fishy..

I probably wouldn’t able to recognize faces after looking at a few pictures…

Comment by Allan Cheng — November 29, 2007 @ 2:18 pm


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I think you are a piece of shit for putting up this page, have sum fucking respect! Maybe if you could get a girl that even looked remotely like her you would not be such a hater!

Comment by mike — November 30, 2007 @ 11:30 pm


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Hi, dr. J! I linked this post, ’cause I think that, beyond the curtain of cynicism, it’s brilliant and witty. Bella per te!

Comment by Paolo Yogurt — December 1, 2007 @ 9:41 am


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Your disgusting! Emily Sander is no more a porn star than your average Play Boy Play Mate. Those are actually Models. She never appeared having sex with anyone. A model is the proper word, perhaps you can be stupid and put Nude Model. But you are wrong when you lie and put porn star as a catchy news phrase. You and every other Christian Nut or morally superior fools are so hypocritical. Yes porn stars are lost yet behind closed doors you masterbate your little brains out watching those videos. You Christians and morally bankrupt people. As a father I am sick of hearing your hypocritical criticism. I see you people as the immoral ones. Judgeing activities that are perfectly legal and using a horrible tragedy to blame the victims. Go masterbate until you go blind fool.

Comment by Joe — December 8, 2007 @ 2:37 pm


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